Gay Melbourne

Melbourne airport is as gay as usual.

Last glance on Melbourne gayness.

Bye Melbourne.

I shall be back one day. Wait for me.

Undilah Barisan Nasional!

When we have a question, he keeps an 'elegant silence'.
When we ask him for help, he snoozes away in dreamland.
When we reach out for help in the streets, he soaks us in chemicals and blasts tear gas in our faces.
When we defend free speech, he jails us and beats us up.
When we fight for democracy and justice, he uses the ISA on us.

Undilah Barisan Nasional!

Unfortunately, some idiotS are just trying too hard to be serious, talk like a man, act like one hell of smart ass.

Too bad, you failed miserably.

You fucking stupid.

May you and your post burn in hell eternally.

Your post dumbfucked me for quite sometime and now, its time for me to fucking stand up and laugh at you. Bastard.

All i want for Christmas is you =(

LOL

Student Number: 2xxxxx
Name: Mr xxxx Jerome xxxx

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Year: 2007
Semester: 2
Subject Code: 325306
Subject Name: Services and Relationship Marketing
Result: 82%, H1

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SWEET~!

yeah babeh

Oh yeah babeh. Hope to love you even more if i ever got the chance in the future. =)

Last 2 paper to go.

count down 3 more days.

Gay law

Oh yeah babeh, exam starts in 2 hours time. Gonna fuckin' kill the paper.

What subject is that? Gay law. Its all about how to impose tax on gay in Australia. You impose 46.5% tax maximum on normal Austalian citizen but 92% on gay. Lesbian would be tax free. So u'll see shitloads of lesbian in Australia, including your lecturer and your mother. HAHAHA

Yeah babeh, how do i prepare myself for this exam? For the past 24 hours i had a great time with my msn and FM, and sleep for fuckin' 10 hours huahahaha. This is to ensure that i gonna fuckin' fail this gay subject.

What's FBT? Fuck-Buddy Tax. Whenever you fuck your friend, you are liable to pay him/her some franking credit because he/she have to pay the tax. This is to avoid double taxing. Again, if you are lesbian, disregard this.

CGT? CrAzY Gay Tax! If you are hardcore gay sex people, besides subjected to 92% tax, you also liable for this tax. It is not a seperate form of tax so it has to be included into your accessible income. CGT event A1 (Anal 1) applied. [s118-wtf(69)]. Tax avoidance would be beaten till death and their d*c* would be cut off and fed to the dog along Lygon Street.

Used condom are Collectable under special rules [s108-10(2)]. Any shits you made from using this (including you pregnent if the condom burst, GG) is disregard, if it contain less than 15cc of..urm...u know...

You're deemed Australian Gay if you parents produce you here. Every damn thing you earn, you do should be taxed in Australia. Don't try to f**k in foreign country such as Bali Island thinking its tax free. Nono, you still subjected to tax according to Australian gay tax ruling TR666-69.

Oh yeah babeh, Vibrator and lubricant is necessities for gay and lesbian to make a living. So it is GST free. This is the only thing a gay is free from GST. Other extra stuff such as food and clothing are subjected to 30% GST and it is not refundable. It is because gay and lesbian doesn't need food. They only need f****.

Okok 1 and half hour gone edi for typing this shits. I better get going to exam hall now. Cya!