Great success

" In Malaysia,
If it's Malay problem, it's national problem;
If it's Chinese problem, it's racial problem;
If it's Indian problem, it's not a problem."

Horrible. Racist. I know. Can't imagine i actually use that as my ending for my presention.

Was required to do a 3 minutes presentation for one of my subject, which i found out the topic quite dumb. Speak 'bout cultural difference between two country.

My turn is in week 7 actually, which is this week. I noticed nobody being serious actually. In fact its hard to be serious, when you're given a dumb topic to talk on.

For the past few weeks, everyone were talking about different kind of shits, some talk about how chinese bargain in china, some talk about their sex experience with shemale when travelling in Thailand, some boosting,bragging about her shopping experience in Paris, Milan, Munich, New York, Dubai, Israel, Iraq, Kuwait.....etc etc which who cares about, making romance with Jews in Kazakhstan, tasting cucumber size of *ahem* in Ghana, trying out buttery nipple in Singapore (as suggested by .vvicctt.). You see, all sort of shits being thrown during the presentation, some are funny, some are lame.

Since everyone not being serious, why should i? I decided to try something that i never tried before. I'm gonna talk about how racist my fellow country Malaysia can be. Kinda excited 'bout that, I am. I prank alot of racist jokes and remarks about our three different races, which i thought i would be funny, and lady luck was by my side. Everything gone smooth especially when i end my presentation with that quote. Everyone was clapping and laughing. I'm sure they're having a good time, right?

The tutor told me this right after my class, "boy oh boy, this is the most racist presentation i've ever heard" LOL

Great success? No? I don't care. It's over anyway. And i'm still having fever and flu. This is that much i can do. once again, Great success! *two thumbs up in Borat's style*