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Monday, May 21, 2007

Opening ceremony of Library Party, first term 2007

Greetings.

I am honoured to annouce that today is the opening ceremony and the very first day of the 2007 sem 1's Library Party.

In line with the Visit Malaysia 2007 campaign, please allow me to deliver my speech in Bahasa Melayu, our 'proud' national language used by the 'useful'.

Sempena Kempen 'Visit Malaysia 2007', aku amat bangga dijemput oleh pengatur cara untuk menluahkan isi hati ku sepatah dua kata.

Firstly Pertama, untuk melahirkan anak anak bangsa Malaysia yang currently melanjutkan pelajaran di The University of Melbourne, the universiti dan kerajaan Malaysia telah berkerjasama untuk mangadakan Library Party ini, as usual, just like last year.

Kami amat bannga kerana this is the 3rd season untuk pihak universiti dan kerajaan berkerjasaa. In conjunction dengan Visit Malaysia 2007 kempen, Library Party bagi term ini merupakan Party yang paling besar di Melbourne, the world most livable city. Ini kerana kami telah sukses mendapat ramai sponsor penaja bagi parti ini.

As usual, waktu berniaga operasi bagi perpustakaan universiti akan dilanjutkan sehingga pukul 3 pagi. Pihak perpustakaan akan menyediakan donut krispy kreme untuk setiap pelajar universiti yang datang pada pukul 10 malam, while stock last. Pelajar diingati bahawa kerana Melbourne sekarang kekurangan air, kopi and teh tidak akan dijamu seperti tahun lalu. Ribuan maaf ditujukan kepada whoever it may concern. However, pelajar-pelajar dijemput untuk BYO but hanya terhad kepada wine. No other alcohol is allowed.

Last but not least Akhirnya, aku ingin menguna peluang ini untuk mengucapkan ribuan terima kasih kepada management team of The University of Melbourne, pihak perpustakaan, pelajar-pelajar yang participate, ibu-bapa pelajar yang bayar extra $AUD 4000 than other university untuk anaknya melanjutkan studies dan pihak-pihak lain yang berkenaan yang telah menjayakan Library Party ini.

As part of management team of Visit Malaysia 2007, i would like to take the chance to promote our country - Malaysia. Malaysia adalah satu negara yang amat cantik dengan sampah dibuang merata-rata tempat especially below the signboard that states that "dilarang buang sampah dan having the highest crime rate in the region aman.

Besides that, our country are also one of the country that having the cheapest taxi rate in the region, even after the taxi driver rip you off by charging you double, refuse to use the metre. We are still the one of the cheapest.

Sekian, Terima Kasih.

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9 Comments:

Blogger Marcus said...

Hahahahaha...

Monday, May 21, 2007 6:28:00 PM  
Blogger Xiao Gwei said...

It's true. Dunno y ppl like to throw rubbish under those signs...

Monday, May 21, 2007 9:19:00 PM  
Blogger Valdez Lisa said...

so nice one?Got food supply some more?!!
Why din't create some photos to make this ceremony looks grand ma...haha...

Monday, May 21, 2007 10:16:00 PM  
Blogger typlotion said...

wait lah...today just first day of library party, maybe start from next week SWOTVAC they really supply supper for student that study there until 3am hahahahahaha

Monday, May 21, 2007 10:32:00 PM  
Blogger Valdez Lisa said...

What time they will supply the supper?so take care for students le...Anyway, it sounds like encouraging students to burn midnight oil.haha...

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:01:00 AM  
Blogger MaS said...

cibai ! ! ! Melbourne Uni too many perks already .... Must burn down Melbourne Uni ..... BUT hell la, the campus is too god damn big !

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 6:12:00 AM  
Blogger typlotion said...

take care my ass leh, take extra $4k liao of cuz must do something for student. Sometimes early morning they got set up booth also give us student breakfast ehehehehehehehehehe like bread milk and stuff.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007 9:10:00 AM  
Blogger MaS said...

hahahah for your extra $4k can buy good food for dunno how long d !

Wednesday, May 23, 2007 11:15:00 PM  
Blogger sue lin said...

how u know its extra 4k than other unis? How much is a sem in melb uni?? Monash is AUD$9500 a sem.

And funny la d speech. The part abt taxi is sooo sooo true

Tuesday, June 05, 2007 8:10:00 AM  

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